... joke...

saja nak kutuk sikit.. hehehehehehe

JOB AT F. B. I.

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists:

Two men and one woman..

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.. 'I had to Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

.. bulan july...

... bunga harapan..

..semasa nide balik kampong bulan mac lepas terpandang bunga-bunga buahan yang sedang berkembang...

bunga rambai..

bunga pulasan

bunga durian..






bunga lansat...




bunga manggis..

bunga rambutan...

p/s dalam masa 4 bulan lagi boleh ler datang kampong nide kita makan buah..

p/s2 ..... sedih hasil pekebunan tiada siapa yang mengusahakan kini, padahal hasil ini lah yang menghidupkan keluarga kami dulu....

..chinese girls in china...

selepas mendarat di Hong Kong International Airport, nide menyeberang ke tanah besar china pula.. sebuah negara super power.. tempat yang dituju... ShenZhen..

bersama seorang tourist China di kawasan peranginan yang diberinama faces of the world.. baju yang dipakai adalah disewa ditempat tersebut.. sedang dia sebok amik gambar nide mempelawa gadis ini untuk bergambar dengan nide... hehehehehehehehe.. tumpang gambaran

gadis ini bernama Ala Chu.. pengiring rombongan nide ke Kilang Hwa wei sebuah kilang peralatan komunikasi yang terbesar di China.. wajahnya manis macam artis dan perwatakanya lembut dan berbudi bahasa... Ala Chu mengiringi kami hingga hari terakhir di China..

Sebagai lambang kemewahan Hwa wei menyediakan tea lady bagi menyambut tetamu yang datang... walaupun teh China yang dibuatnya tawar jer... tapi rasa manis dan tak puas lak meminumnya... manis tanpa gula ek gadis nihh....

gadis ini pula adalah jurujual di sebuah shopping kompleks, pandai cakap melayu sebab ramai juga orang malaysia, indonesia dan brunei yang datang memebeli belah di kedai beliau. Tak sempat nak tanya nama dia pun..

gadis china ini pula adalah pelayan di restoran berputar macam kat menara KL tu, nide bergambar semasa menunggu lift untuk turun selepas dinner di sana..

... saja ..jer

sapa dah sampai hongkong mesti tahu tentang kapalterbang nih..